A return to self-therapy

Its been a while. A while in which my will has been whittled to within a whisper of a wishbone........what? The definition of annoyance/irony/frustration; you have access to everything you could possibly imagine, but, there is 1 thing you can't get, and that just so happens to be the one thing you crave at that particular time. Let me pose a hypothetical situation as an example. You are a member of a very 'trendy' online social-networking site. You've left a number of questions/answers/posts for various people. Its been a while since you last signed in. You go online, head straight to Ooooogle and try to find your online home.............but there seems to be an error!?? You check Youtube........strange, it works just fine. Back to 'home' for another go, no, denied again. So you check Skysports/IMDB/Btjunkie/Pornhub/Empire/Blogger..........they all work fine.Fuck. What the hell am i supposed to do. This is hell........................man's mayo on my burger.