Those teeth, the ones that do be growing when you're around 20-ish, i hate them. If i was walking along Picadilly Circus on a fine sunny day and i met them there teeth there sir, i would kick their fucking asses, or roots. I think they're called wisdom teeth, frankly, i do not see the wisdom in four new teeth at the age of 20. I mean the rest of my teeth were getting along just great, having a fucking ball, then along come the Wisdom brothers, from the nether-regions of the gums, just beside Mordor, and start fucking things up, kicking the shit out off the cheeks and pushing the other lads around the place. My mouths like a warzone, its like the KKK walked into an Obama celebratory event..........but worse. Oh and that project that i was supposed to begin, before the previous blog..........its only half done, was going to finish it a while ago, decided to rant about the Wisdom Bros instead.
I bought a packet of M&ms(the peanut ones), just before i came to this screen, i love trying to suck off all the chocolate and have a whole nut remain, but what to do with the nut? You can't exactly spit it out onto your desk, i guess eating it is the only option. Fuck it; forgot about the fucking ferocious foursome, now i have bits of peanut lodged in my gums. Its not the first time i've had nuts stuck in my mouth............................i once nearly choked on a Brazil nut(You sick bastards). I decide to eat a mentos, maybe that will dislodge the shrapnel. It doesnt, now i have a mixture of fragmented nut and minty, chewy stuff stuck in the back of my mouth. Fucking wisdom teeth.
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